yea, in the back in the squadroom they have a TV back there tuned to a specific channel so they can see certain cameras and address situations.

Guy comes right in and states to my mother last tuesday night "I need to report stolen property!"

Mom: "Ok what are you reporting stolen?"

Guy: "I need to report my stash was stolen."

Mom: "I am sorry, can you repeat that?"

Guy: "My bag of weed was stolen, I want to report a crime."

mom: "Ok hang on and have a seat and I will have an officer come talk to you."

(Meanwhile back in the squadroom, you hear 3 guys just wailing laughing, one of them said their side hurt so bad.)

Guys to each other: "Ok who wants this one?"

Reitzel: "Ok sure I will take it, you guys go around the side and make sure he doesn't decide to dash."


(one goes to a patrol car out back just in case he tries)

Guy: "Yea hi officer I need to report my weed was stolen. Looked something like this I brought one just in case you needed to know!"

Needless to say they had to arrest him for posession first but he got to sign the document stating his dope was stolen!

LOL.

Yeah, a bag of oregano should have been good enough... 

DO not come to the local police dept and report your dope stolen. Especially if you brought a trash bag full of it just so the officer can know what he is looking for.

That's the SCI-FI Geek version!

Admittedly, that one would never have occurred to me.

Well the other morale I was looking for... be sure to know what tea you want to drink before being destroyed by lithium fusion missles! </I>

The moral of the story is: If you're a man and you watch daytime network TV and Oprah, lop off your cock n balls and grow some tits, you silly cunt.

anyone?

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you guys know what the morale of the story was don't you?